Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
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I Have Friends. They Don't.

I have a friend, L. He just got back with his ex.
I have a friend, H. She is hell of a bitch.
I have a friend, K. He is just so pathetic.

L
He broke up with the current long time ago because he cheated on her. He deserve it anyway. He's been telling me how remorse he is. He regretted for doing it. He just can't help. I think he should never be forgiven. But, I just can't bare seeing my friend in grief. I gave him a hand, and they got back together as a couple a month ago.

H
I never like her. It was fine when I first met her. But in a way, I feel weird with the way she act in front of me and behind me in front of my friends, especially guys. Her eyes. I don't know, but it seems like a lot of people hate her. Not just me. She's not a friend.

K
He is a very good friend of mine. Love talking to him.

L & H
They were friend too. When he told me about the remorse, he told her too. I've heard about it. But he said he hated her and never talk. That's what he told me. But you betrayed and lied to me.

K & H
He likes her. But she don't. Pathetic. She told him about L's remorse.

Me & L & H & K
L felt grateful to me laying a helpful hand. K thought H was that angel. L lied to me about him and H just to get me to help. How convenient. I never blame K. It's not his fault. I regretted helping L. I wonder if he even told H about his hatred to me.

Now I see.

"7,516,800 vs 24,019,200"
=P 
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Crazy Weekend

Its another weekend. Just like usual I have plans. But I didn't initially plan it, caused it was planned. LOL. It's Jon's birthday of cause. Went to Danny's house for party. Hmm... I wouldn't describe the party, see it yourself.


It doesn't even look like a birthday party, it's more like a Playgirl party (according to Lisa).LOL.

Anyway, Happy Birthday to Jon! Hope you had a great one.

The day after that we went to Ipoh and had our breakfast-lunch-tea break at Bidor. Yumm yumm. Finally with our long waited Ipoh Hor Fun and Tauge. Woohoo.

Everything was just so nice, jokes we made, we talk about everything. So many funny spot. I'm still laughing when I thought about it. LOL. I just can't help.

"Love.........me..........tender..........love...........me...........sweet..........."

Well, of cause I brought my baby along to Rawang. I'm so proud of my baby cause he is just so wonderful for any occasions. Oh ya, my baby has a big sister, and it's Cassey's. So happy.

At the same time, my baby do have a stepsister too. And the funny is how I found out about my baby had a stepsister. This friend of mine was chatting with me on msn the other day. I'll just call her A, and A had a friend which is also my friend namely B. I was chatting with A and suddenly A sent me a link and she starts laughing. I saw the link and literally I think I know what she wana show me. When I open the link, my jaw almost drop on the floor. This is what its written there "Oh my God. I know you hate me but please don't hate me even more if i have the same camera as you." I was in the office that afternoon. When I read that, it was just so so so so damn hilarious. A thought I would be furious and start fking all the way, but I just start laughing. Why would I be furious? Although there ain't my name on it, not even a word clover there, but I can tell you its obviously referring to me. Because SHE wrote it.

You know how A found out about what she wrote? Cause this happen: B told A to go read my blog first. A didn't notice anything cause it's just my usual post about what I did over the weekend. Then only B ask A to read her blog. Her jaw too almost drop on the floor and here she come showing me the link.

I don't feel angry, furious, mad nothing. But the only thing is I seriously think it's funny why did she have to write that? Hmm...I wonder if she is competing herself with what I have or she is just trying to tell me not to hate her which she thought I hate her because she got her bf before I get him. LOL! This is like the most funniest thing I've ever heard. I wonder since when I liked a person and me myself didn't realize it and the gf of the guy thinks I am. Hmm...

Sometimes I wonder, why people fight over the facebook, blog, twitter, etc etc etc. It's kinda stupid. Especially me myself I think it's just a show and all my friends are the spectator. It's kinda embarrassing at times. So, this is what I gotta say:

"GET A LIFE!!"

Oh ya, and one more thing. My baby is not just CLEAR, STABLE and EASY to FOCUS, my baby is way better than that and he can do a lot more than that. Go understand about it more please! If you're just gonna use the Intelligent Auto all the way, mind as well you just go get a normal compact point-n-shoot with different modes and LEICA lens, just if you really want a CLEAR visual so much. Friendly advise. No offence. ^^
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New Toilet Bowl Concept

*sweeping sweeping*

Spider web all over my blog. Hmm... I've abandoned my lovely blog for so long. No time. Before I off for my birthday holiday I have to finish up what has to be done first. Besides that of cause also busy preparing for my birthday party. It's not gonna be a grand and formal one, it'll be a simple and nice one. So don't put in too high expectation. Don't forget the date, no two dates! 15th MY BIRTHDAY and 17th MY PARTY!!!

Nothing really special happened lately. Besides, I'm suppose to be working with Apple on this weekend but it's my cousin's convocation and my best friend's birthday. So, there goes my RM200. Talking about Apple, that day I had a conversation with a friend about Iphone, Iphone dock and dock adapter. He came out with this wonderful explanation to tell me how does these things work.

Y: iphone is u
Y: iphone de port is ur ass
Y: dock is bowl
Y: dock adapter is bowl cover
Y: the usb cable that connect the dock is the pipe that transfer ur shit...
Y: u (iphone) sit on the bowl cover (dock adapter ) on top of the toilet bowl (the dock)

I wonder how can he come out with this whole new toilet bowl concept. He really made me laugh my ass out. *fainted* How on earth can he thought on this explanation and description? He is really one of a kind. Salute to him! LOL XD
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Close to Nature


Uh huh! We had a trip namely "Close to Nature" to Sg. Tekala at Semenyih yesterday, as well as a beeeelated birthday celebration for Bell and Yin. With 11+2-1=? of us. LOL! Did I confuse you? We went to Semenyih with 11 people in 3 cars, after that, one of us left but add in two another friend. So, there are 11+2-1 of us. Its really fun and feel glad that we can all gather and have fun. We definitely had a great time spending together since the previous Bukit Tinggi trip. I'm sure each and everyone of us treasured the time as much as I do. By the way, we thought it would be a very very very hot day to play at the river side. In fact, the place is actually a recreation park with clean, clear and chilling river. Anyway, the place is chargeable but it's just RM1.

This is definitely one of my favourite picture that day! The peacocks^^

Dinner, we had steaks at Kaki's Corner and Bell and Yin were so so so blur. Which means that our plan is a 100% success! *clap hands*

Yea, they are the birthday girl-s.

They whole night, foul words keep flying here and there starting with Szuan with a conversation with me like this.

S: What is the meaning of Rasionale?
L: 理智lo...
S: MCB! (with an exaggerating exppresion, imagine this)

WTH, answering a question deserve a greet to mother's private part. How lovely. Then, continue with Kee Chai and me.

K: The cake cost RMxxx right?(with the birthday girl Ah Yin sitting between the both of us)
L: Why don't you say it louder, PK!

Poor him, asking a question deserve a fall badly. Anyway, the Ah Yin is really blur to the great extant. OMG! She didn't realise us talking about the $. *faint*

How cute they are. My lovely friends. XOXO
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The 7 Cs

You know, after I dropped my subject Spoken Discourse which I thinks that I can get an A from that, and I add up another subject call Functional Grammar. This sounds like a subject dealing with tenses and sentence structure. But it end up to be a big NO. It's not everything about tenses and structure of sentence, instead I call it the art of a language because we are dealing with analyzing the language. I also found this wonderful lecturer who speaks and looks a lot like Hagrid in Harry Potter. His humorous style of teaching with examples made me not regret of taking this subject. I remember he taught us about the criteria of choosing a good man, not the prescriptive type with tall figure and good looking face. Instead, he said we should find some one with 7 Cs. You know what is that? Come, let the student of Sir Hagrid tell you.

1. Cash
2. Credit cards
3. Car
4. Club membership
5. Company
6. CEO
7. The most important according to him will be Condom-inium

Get what he means??^^
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Choose One

I heard the most ridiculous conversation. This was told by my sis. That day when she was in the car going to have lunch with her boyfriend, then they saw a car crash and the car 'to-balik' on the side of the road. Then they ma call 999 lo. You know whats the funny part is? come come... let me tell u...

999 operator: 999, macam mana boleh saya bantu?
Chris : I saw a car crash at jalan XXX, near XXX. I need an ambulance and a bomba here.
999 operator: no, you can't have both. you only can choose 1.

What the 'tut'...How if there is a fire in your house, and somebody is injured? Then how how how? Call twice? Why Malaysia so farny 1??